This morning after dropping the kids off at school I turned on the radio to listen to some news and talk on the Armstrong and Getty show.
"Sad news coming out of Davis this morning". The talk show hosts states.
I'm thinking, "Crap another frickin' shooting!!!" I'm feeling very sad at this moment.
"Man masturbates in public at a local coffee shop in Davis".
Oh, thank God, it's just someone exposing himself.
WAIT! What? Thank God, it's just someone exposing himself?
What has this world come to where I am actually relieved to hear that someone is masturbating in public? But in the grand scheme of horrible things to happen these days, people being shot at trumps public exposure of private parts.
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The only thing that will beat this, Allie, is this news story that I heard about a few months ago that had me entirely grossed out: http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/apd:-semen-found-in-store-yogurt-sample
ReplyDeleteI am going incognito here (purposely), but based on the location, you may be able to figure out who this is. Clue: It is one of your Facebook friends. :)
I really didn't want to read that story because sometimes ignorance is bliss. But thanks for sharing it.
ReplyDeleteHow scary this happens. As I get older I realize how horrible people really can be.
But one thing made me laugh. The woman said "it tasted like semen." How does she know? LOL.
~Allie