This morning, yes, I was running late taking my daughter to school. But I sure was not going let her be late.
As I turned right onto the main street, I had the unfortunate luck of being behind you. As you meandered in the right lane going 10 mph UNDER the speed limit, I figured I needed to legally pass you on the left in order to get my daughter to school on time.
I got in the left lane and proceeded to speed up to the speed limit to get around you. And turned on my right blinker to signal I was getting back over. As I glanced into my right side mirror, because I needed back in the right lane, I noticed you were actually rather close to my car in the that lane. Huh? I thought I could easily pass you, I mean I did watch my vehicle pass yours. At that moment I realized, you were not going to let me in the lane. You sped up!!
Let the games begin! As I needed back in the lane, I sped up. Now I am going 5 mph over the speed limit but I can see you are right next to me. OK! Let's do this, my car is bigger than yours. Ha! I decided to get over.
Apparently, I cut you off because you honked like a mad woman! This action made me say a few choice words in front of my daughter, who, by the way, is celebrating her 12 birthday today! Thanks, see what you made me do!?
Job done. I got in the right turning lane as you proceeded BEHIND me. I gave you a nice wave and continued my day.
My daughter was not late to school. And I got a great chuckle from you attempted to take on my Suburban.
So next time, crazy mom, don't take on a mom crazier than you.
Love and Kisses,
Allison
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| Yep, that's my baby. |
No cars, children or people were physically harmed in the race to be better. Some feelings were hurt. But who cares.
Also, I am not implying any vehicle is better than any other. I was on a mission to beat you!
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