Damn Dog!

This is Maggy.

Maggy sits at our back door asking to go out.

I let her out.

She turns around slowly and stares at me to come back in.

I let her in.

She lays back down.

To start the whole process over again.

It's 100 degrees outside! She forgets this every 20 seconds.

Damn dog.

When I Was a Kid I Wanted an iPhone

What do your kids have that you always wanted when you were a kid?

I know, iPhones did not exist in the 1970's.  But kids with stuff I wanted did.  She is one of those frickin' kids.

I feel the urge to thank my daring husband for garnishing my daughter for her 11th birthday with the best phone in the family.  Why he did this, I just don't know.  Whatever, life goes on. 

The one great thing about her having an iPhone is I can take it away as punishment.  Let me tell ya she has been a perfect little angle for almost a year now.

  

(Writing prompt from Mama's Loosin' It. )

Well, In the Grand Scheme of Things...

This morning after dropping the kids off at school I turned on the radio to listen to some news and talk on the Armstrong and Getty show.

"Sad news coming out of Davis this morning". The talk show hosts states.

I'm thinking, "Crap another frickin' shooting!!!"  I'm feeling very sad at this moment.

"Man masturbates in public at a local coffee shop in Davis".

Oh, thank God, it's just someone exposing himself.

WAIT! What? Thank God, it's just someone exposing himself?

What has this world come to where I am actually relieved to hear that someone is masturbating in public?  But in the grand scheme of horrible things to happen these days, people being shot at trumps public exposure of private parts.

Ignoring the Universe, I Shoulda Stayed in Bed

Yesterday was just "ONE OF THOSE DAYS"!!

You know them.  People have said that they "woke up on the wrong side of the bed".

That was me. Period.  (Actually, I wish I could blame my period but it just ended.)

I did not want to leave my bedroom except for coffee, Taco Bell and BBQ pork.  (Don't ask why I wanted the last one, it sounded good.)

I woke up grouchy.  Who knew why.  Maybe I was tired. Maybe I just needed coffee.  IDK.

I got the kids ready and out the door.  Drive to school.  My son is in High School now so I take him across town.  As I'm driving I see something in the middle of the road.  Eeek!  It's a snake.  Oh, it's dead.  No it's not!!!  And I run it over!!! Crap!!  It was BIG snake too.  I felt really bad.  Why?  I don't like taking any lives, not my thing.

That's over.  Drop my daughter at Junior High. Love love kisses.  (I love having a daughter, my son just gets out and grunts "bye".)

I'm excited!! My first full day to workout then blog at my WAHM blog and get some work done.  But, no, my good friend calls.  That's ok, it will be short.  Not a chance.  She is having problems with her daughter and some parents she was left in care with over the weekend.  You see, her daughter has Celiacs and apparently the dumbasses taking care of her at a slumber party didn't care if she wanted her special diet food.  (It's a long story.)  She was very hungry and mom was angry.  I would be also.  So we spoke for 2 hours.  No workout and now it is almost time for lunch.

Screw it, I'm out to Taco Bell.  Good lunch.

Then off to grocery shop and pick up dry cleaning.

I got home at 2:30pm with about 20 minutes to use for work until I get daughter at Junior High.  Ya, really? What can you possibly do in 20 minutes?

3:30.  Daughter needs help with homework.  Kitchen is mess.  Fold laundry.  You know, all that mom stuff we do.

By the time my son gets home from football practice at 6:30 PM I'm tired.  I read one blog.  Did not log into my own blog.  And I am in a really foul mood now.

Wait......It gets better. 

7:15 PM SF Giants baseball game on.  If you know me, I am a new obsessed fan.  They proceeded to lose 15-2!!!

I should have stayed in bed.  The universe was telling me something that morning and I ignored it.

For more read my other blog too: 7 Things That Scared me Last Week While Stalking Online

I feel better now that I dumped all that on you. Ha ha!

Unreal Candy: Gimme the Sweets!

Can't wait to try them! 

Just got into my latest Bzz Campaign!

Hopefully less sugar but all the taste.

Late Afternoon Urge

So I'm sitting down during the quiet of the late afternoon. Just me, my Trader Joes Wine Country Chicken Salad, some Tj crackers and Entrepreneur Magazine. It's rather pleasant. Kids are dispersed to football and a friend's house. Hubby up in his loft office above the garage (btw, best thing to have at home is a man cave, not for but for your sanity. Especially if he works from home sometimes.) and I get this urge to blog...
That's it.
That's my post.
God forbid I ever stop thinking about the Internet. It's the bloggers curse.
If you want to read anything meaningful, lol, just head over to my other bloggy home: Ramblings of a WAHM.